May 11, 2010

On Inflation

  • Me: "Dude, I'm miserably stuffed. Seriously, I think that bread is inflating in my stomach."
  • John: "Now we know what inflation feels like. This is what it feels like to be Greece."
  • Only John...lol
April 26, 2010
December 28, 2009

Dear People sitting by us at Red lobster:

zachdamac:

As interesting as it is, I don’t want to hear about you trying to potty train your kid over dinner. Him pooping in his underwear isn’t fun to listen to while I eat fish.

Geez.

Lol. You’d be surprised what you hear as a server at Applebee’s.
May 4, 2009

Eagle Air…FAIL!

Okay, so finals are this week…not only that, but I have a couple papers due…no big deal, i’ll start on them soon as i get back on campus sunday and knock ‘em out pretty quick…WRONG

I get back to campus only to find that the internet is down, and has been down for quite some time…Thinking for some reason that this problem might be resolved shortly, i start studying for my final exam in History, which is now in about 5 and a half hours…

Needless to say, the internet is still broken…I’m sitting in Javawerks at 5 in the morning, working off of internet that will disconnect in 2 hours, unless I buy more coffee…

This concludes my freshman year in college…

FML.

May 1, 2009
Wow…this is almost scary…
Seems like just yesterday I was going through GEWW and was almost dreading it…now i kinda don’t wanna leave…
Gonna miss you guys…
…

Wow…this is almost scary…

Seems like just yesterday I was going through GEWW and was almost dreading it…now i kinda don’t wanna leave…

Gonna miss you guys…

April 27, 2009
I want one of these…NOW!…

I want one of these…NOW!…

April 24, 2009
zachdamac:

guitarman39338:
Lol…
He should be using the knife. They should all know they will go faster with the knife.


Maybe through the eyes of a COD4 player…but anyone who plays Halo 3 knows that duel-wielding is awesome…and there are no knives…so ur argument doesn’t hold in the realm of Halo…lol…

zachdamac:

guitarman39338:

Lol…

He should be using the knife. They should all know they will go faster with the knife.

Maybe through the eyes of a COD4 player…but anyone who plays Halo 3 knows that duel-wielding is awesome…and there are no knives…so ur argument doesn’t hold in the realm of Halo…lol…

April 23, 2009
Lol…

Lol…

April 22, 2009
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Catchiest song ever…agreed?…lol…

April 21, 2009

Lol!…this is great…

[Insert Catchy Title]