May 2010
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On Inflation
Me: "Dude, I'm miserably stuffed. Seriously, I think that bread is inflating in my stomach."
John: "Now we know what inflation feels like. This is what it feels like to be Greece."
Only John...lol
May 12th
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April 2010
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Apr 27th
December 2009
1 post
Dear People sitting by us at Red lobster:
zachdamac: As interesting as it is, I don’t want to hear about you trying to potty train your kid over dinner. Him pooping in his underwear isn’t fun to listen to while I eat fish. Geez. Lol. You’d be surprised what you hear as a server at Applebee’s.
Dec 29th
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May 2009
2 posts
Eagle Air...FAIL!
Okay, so finals are this week…not only that, but I have a couple papers due…no big deal, i’ll start on them soon as i get back on campus sunday and knock ‘em out pretty quick…WRONG I get back to campus only to find that the internet is down, and has been down for quite some time…Thinking for some reason that this problem might be resolved shortly, i start...
May 4th
May 1st
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April 2009
7 posts
Apr 28th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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ListenCatchiest song ever…agreed?…lol…
Apr 22nd
Apr 22nd
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Late Night Halo
Whilst playing Halo 3, Paul decides that he wants to trash talk some after a game. This is how it turned out:
Paul: Suck a dick!
Random Player: Your mom sucks dicks!
Paul: Yeah, she probably sucked yours!
Epic. Fail.
Apr 21st
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